The Battle of Hogwarts (tune of The Book Report)
The Battle of Hogwarts (tune of The Book Report)
Characters Singing: The Leaders of Each Army and Band
Scene: Preparations for the battle and Hoedown
(Drum intro, showing everyone preparing, and the Leaders' angry faces)
Jean Grey: Battle!
Will.i.am: Battle!
Agnetha Faltskog: Battle!
Voldemort: Battle!
All: Yeah!
Jean Grey: The Battle of Hogwarts is approa --
Will.i.am (overlapping): The Battle of Hogwarts is approa --
Agnetha Faltskog (overlapping): The Battle of Hogwarts is approa --
Voldemort (overlapping); The Battle of Hogwarts is approa --
All: Approaching!
Jean Grey: The Battle of Hogwarts is approaching so I've got to find all the X-Men before the Hoedown! (She counts seventeen students and teachers so far) Hmm. That's not enough.
Will.i.am: The Battle of Hogwarts is coming, so I've got to find them right now. We're going to fight against the... Death Eaters.
Jean Grey: We're going too...
X-Men: WIN!!!
Jean Grey: We're not going to...
X-Men: LOSE!!!
Jean Grey: We're going to fight...
Students: DEATH EATERS!!!
Jean Grey: We're going to fight the Death Eaters. And after Snape departs the Great Hall and out of the castle, he's (Voldemort) going to speak and he's gonna say that we've only got 1 hour to prepare. We're gonna find the diadem, we're gonna destroy it, then we'll continue to fight. And if he speaks again, he's going to tell me that if I don't surrender him, he's going to kill everyone here in this Hogwarts. And I'm gonna defeat him once and for all. And this time I'm not going away!
Will.i.am: Come, now, Black Eyed Peas to the Great Hall! (He counts to twenty-three) That's great!
McGonagall: ... evacuation will be overseen by Mr. Filch and Madam Pomfrey. Prefects, when I give the word, you will organize your House and take your charges, in an orderly fashion, to the evacuation point.
Ernie MacMillan: And what if we want to stay and fight?
They clap, especially Jean's Army who are fully excited.
Anni-Frid Lyngstad: We can do this!
McGonagall: We have already placed protection around the castle, but it is unlikely to hold for very long unless we reinforced it. I must ask you, therefore, to move quickly and calmly, as do your prefects...
Agnetha Faltskog: If we started the battle and the Hoedown is not finished then we have to prepare fast and be alert and be quick. This time we must hurry up there's no time to lose and they're ready.
Bjorn Ulvaeus: How about we prepare now, the faster, the better, cause this is the ultimate battle, or they (Death Eaters) will attack the shield and they'll attack, or we might have some casualties.
Cyclops: Come on now, ABBA, let's not have some argument, it might delay our time.
Storm: The school is already in danger, he's coming we need to be quick, or else, we might be dead soon. We have to move quick and fast, the time is going by fast.
Kitty Pryde: Come on now, X-Men we need to fix the Great Hall very soon or he will speak.
Jean Grey: The name of his group are Death Eaters. (She counts to thirty) Alright!
Will.i.am: Up in the mountain they will assemble, and they will start attacking the shield, and when they're done they will attack Hogwarts. Breaking in and out of Hogwarts.
Jean Grey: (Counts to forty so far)
Agnetha Faltskog: Just while we're preparing, they're going to attack- ttack! And the whole Hogwarts School will be destroyed- royed! So let's all prepare very fast-ast! So come on guys. They're going to attack. We need to fight, like those Death Eaters, who are his followers. They use Dark Magic, like their leader, and Unforgivable Curses. Which they're illegal.
(Sending out white sparks on their wands)
Jean Grey: Come on now, X-Men, we need to prepare fast! We need to shield ourselves from those Death Eaters. Come now, guys, we are an Army so we have to be alert. An Army should be alert at all Battles!
Voldemort: Come on now, Death Eaters, we need to prepare fast! We need to defeat her once and for all! And I'm going to seek her right now!
McGonagall: Are there other students you've got, Grey?
Jean Grey: Don't worry, Professor, its a halfway complete. (singing) The Battle of Hogwarts is approaching so, the students must come here, right now.
Agnetha Faltskog: We have to prepare for the Battle right now or they're going to start attacking.
Will.i.am: Let's all prepare for the Battle and our Army is already together!
The three: Let us fight! Let us fight!
Storm: 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82!
Jean Grey: And let us go, and defeat him and his followers!
Voldemort/Bellatrix: Let's go!
Jean Grey: 94, 95, The very, very, end of him.
Will.i.am: Let's go, Black Eyed Peas!
ABBA: The Battle of Hogwarts is really approaching!
Characters Singing: The Leaders of Each Army and Band
Scene: Preparations for the battle and Hoedown
(Drum intro, showing everyone preparing, and the Leaders' angry faces)
Jean Grey: Battle!
Will.i.am: Battle!
Agnetha Faltskog: Battle!
Voldemort: Battle!
All: Yeah!
Jean Grey: The Battle of Hogwarts is approa --
Will.i.am (overlapping): The Battle of Hogwarts is approa --
Agnetha Faltskog (overlapping): The Battle of Hogwarts is approa --
Voldemort (overlapping); The Battle of Hogwarts is approa --
All: Approaching!
Jean Grey: The Battle of Hogwarts is approaching so I've got to find all the X-Men before the Hoedown! (She counts seventeen students and teachers so far) Hmm. That's not enough.
Will.i.am: The Battle of Hogwarts is coming, so I've got to find them right now. We're going to fight against the... Death Eaters.
Jean Grey: We're going too...
X-Men: WIN!!!
Jean Grey: We're not going to...
X-Men: LOSE!!!
Jean Grey: We're going to fight...
Students: DEATH EATERS!!!
Jean Grey: We're going to fight the Death Eaters. And after Snape departs the Great Hall and out of the castle, he's (Voldemort) going to speak and he's gonna say that we've only got 1 hour to prepare. We're gonna find the diadem, we're gonna destroy it, then we'll continue to fight. And if he speaks again, he's going to tell me that if I don't surrender him, he's going to kill everyone here in this Hogwarts. And I'm gonna defeat him once and for all. And this time I'm not going away!
Will.i.am: Come, now, Black Eyed Peas to the Great Hall! (He counts to twenty-three) That's great!
McGonagall: ... evacuation will be overseen by Mr. Filch and Madam Pomfrey. Prefects, when I give the word, you will organize your House and take your charges, in an orderly fashion, to the evacuation point.
Ernie MacMillan: And what if we want to stay and fight?
They clap, especially Jean's Army who are fully excited.
Anni-Frid Lyngstad: We can do this!
McGonagall: We have already placed protection around the castle, but it is unlikely to hold for very long unless we reinforced it. I must ask you, therefore, to move quickly and calmly, as do your prefects...
Agnetha Faltskog: If we started the battle and the Hoedown is not finished then we have to prepare fast and be alert and be quick. This time we must hurry up there's no time to lose and they're ready.
Bjorn Ulvaeus: How about we prepare now, the faster, the better, cause this is the ultimate battle, or they (Death Eaters) will attack the shield and they'll attack, or we might have some casualties.
Cyclops: Come on now, ABBA, let's not have some argument, it might delay our time.
Storm: The school is already in danger, he's coming we need to be quick, or else, we might be dead soon. We have to move quick and fast, the time is going by fast.
Kitty Pryde: Come on now, X-Men we need to fix the Great Hall very soon or he will speak.
Jean Grey: The name of his group are Death Eaters. (She counts to thirty) Alright!
Will.i.am: Up in the mountain they will assemble, and they will start attacking the shield, and when they're done they will attack Hogwarts. Breaking in and out of Hogwarts.
Jean Grey: (Counts to forty so far)
Agnetha Faltskog: Just while we're preparing, they're going to attack- ttack! And the whole Hogwarts School will be destroyed- royed! So let's all prepare very fast-ast! So come on guys. They're going to attack. We need to fight, like those Death Eaters, who are his followers. They use Dark Magic, like their leader, and Unforgivable Curses. Which they're illegal.
(Sending out white sparks on their wands)
Jean Grey: Come on now, X-Men, we need to prepare fast! We need to shield ourselves from those Death Eaters. Come now, guys, we are an Army so we have to be alert. An Army should be alert at all Battles!
Voldemort: Come on now, Death Eaters, we need to prepare fast! We need to defeat her once and for all! And I'm going to seek her right now!
McGonagall: Are there other students you've got, Grey?
Jean Grey: Don't worry, Professor, its a halfway complete. (singing) The Battle of Hogwarts is approaching so, the students must come here, right now.
Agnetha Faltskog: We have to prepare for the Battle right now or they're going to start attacking.
Will.i.am: Let's all prepare for the Battle and our Army is already together!
The three: Let us fight! Let us fight!
Storm: 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82!
Jean Grey: And let us go, and defeat him and his followers!
Voldemort/Bellatrix: Let's go!
Jean Grey: 94, 95, The very, very, end of him.
Will.i.am: Let's go, Black Eyed Peas!
ABBA: The Battle of Hogwarts is really approaching!
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