Potter

A-R-M-Y Characters Singing: The Black Eyed Peas, ABBA and the X-Men Scene: Rescuing the X-Men, the Final Battle Will.i.am: Now come on everybody, give me an 'A'! The Black Eyed Peas and ABBA: 'A'! Will.i.am: Give me an 'R'! The Black Eyed Peas and ABBA: 'R'! Will.i.am: Give me an 'M'! The Black Eyed Peas and ABBA: 'M'! Will.i.am: Give me a 'Y'! The Black Eyed Peas and ABBA: 'Y'! Will.i.am: What are we? The Black Eyed Peas and ABBA: AN ARMY!!! (Gets weapons as the music starts) The Black Eyed Peas and ABBA: There is no Army, better than us, Black Eyed Peas or ABBA. We will show them how good we are and we're going to defeat them (The Death Eaters). And in no time, we will be there, and they will be rescued. So don't worry, X-Men, we are coming for you and the championship is ours! Meanwhile.. Jean Grey: Dear Mom Dad and Sis, you'll never guess what happened to me at the Battle of ...

Battling (the tune of Happiness) Characters Singing: The X-Men, The Black Eyed Peas Scene: Before the Hoedown. Jean Grey: Battling is having some good friends. Storm: Being together. Cyclops: Talking to each other. Jean Grey: Battling is learning to duel... Will.i.am: Especially when it comes to Death Eaters. Fergie: Battling is having your own... Army. Jean Grey: And this time we're not gonna lose. Emma Frost: Battling is, two kinds of wizards. Jean Grey: Having a Prophecy... Kitty Pryde: Battling is, five X-Men fighting. Taboo: Having a Hoedown... Apl. De. Ap: doing it right now! Magneto: Battling is good and evil forces. Everyone: And this time we're going to win! Nightcrawler: Battling is having two bands, having X-Men too. Will.i.am: And this time he's (Voldemort) gonna be defeated once and for all and that is... her ! (Emma Frost hugs her) Emma Frost: Battling is... having a leader. Jean Grey: Having a sidekick... Jean Grey ...

Jean Surrenders Characters Singing: Jean's Army and Students Who Are Friends With Her Scene: Jean's Surrender Will.i.am: Now remember, that Jeannie is about to surrender to her enemies. And, we need to make her brave because after all these years, he (Voldemort) is going to do his and her last duel. We need to paint a picture for her bravery to increase with cheering and encouragement and... concentrate! Remember... Adagio con Brio! Army: There she is already, going to the Forest. And she'll surrender her archenemy... McGonagall: She's going to win. Army: And all those Death Eaters waiting for her. Wolverine: Come on now, Jeannie! Army: And the night is already clear. Gryffindor Student: Is she going to win, X-Men? Cyclops, Nightcrawler and Kitty Pryde: Yes, she's going to win if I were you! Army: Lets go, Jean, you're almost to them, you can do it, Jeannie. And they are waiting for you...

The Battle of Hogwarts (tune of The Book Report) Characters Singing: The Leaders of Each Army and Band Scene: Preparations for the battle and Hoedown (Drum intro, showing everyone preparing, and the Leaders' angry faces) Jean Grey: Battle! Will.i.am: Battle! Agnetha Faltskog: Battle! Voldemort: Battle! All: Yeah! Jean Grey: The Battle of Hogwarts is approa -- Will.i.am (overlapping): The Battle of Hogwarts is approa -- Agnetha Faltskog (overlapping): The Battle of Hogwarts is approa -- Voldemort (overlapping); The Battle of Hogwarts is approa -- All: Approaching! Jean Grey: The Battle of Hogwarts is approaching so I've got to find all the X-Men before the Hoedown! (She counts seventeen students and teachers so far) Hmm. That's not enough. Will.i.am: The Battle of Hogwarts is coming, so I've got to find them right now. We're going to fight against the... Death Eaters. Jean Grey: We're going too... X-Men: WIN!!! Jean Grey: We...

Jean Grey (song) Character Singing: Voldemort (to Jean) Scene: Giving Up The Prophecy Voldemort: Do you know something, Jean Grey? I think that you are an intelligent mutant. Do you something else? You seem to be the most powerful mutant that I duel with a girl who has naturally curly hair. (Jean does a silent AAUGH) Voldemort: At the Tournament you act like a celebrity. (she hides in her blanket, but Voldemort removes it from her) At the Graveyard you and I dueled together. Cyclops: I'm feeling like I'm gonna vomit. My head's all achin' and I'm feeling nausea. Storm: I'm feeling the same too. Voldemort: Or even you can handle that prophecy in your hand. ABBA is nice too. ABBA: AAUGH! (faints) (This is after the song) Agnetha Faltskog:  'ABBA is nice too', 'ABBA is nice too'! What on earth is he talking about? After all the albums and songs and music videos we've created how in this start of the battle does he know?

Jean Grey Says! Characters Singing: X-Men, The Black Eyed Peas, Jean's Classmates, ABBA Scene: Night Before The Winter Dance Jean Grey: It's my turn now. (She snaps and then a red light appears shining with her) X-Men + The Black Eyed Peas +Jean's Classmates, ABBA: Jean Grey is the boss. Jeannie's the boss. So you've got to listen to Jean Grey. Listen to Jean Grey. Jean Grey is the boss. Jeannie's the boss. So you've got to listen to Jeannie. Listen to Jeannie. And hears what Jean Grey says: Jean Grey: Jean Grey says, "Put your hands on your head". Everyone: Listen to Jeannie. Listen to Jeannie. Jean Grey: Jean Grey says, "Now turn around". Everyone: Listen to Jeannie. Listen to Jeannie. Jean Grey: "Put your hands by your side." (Mark Jayson, Vin, Maria Chrisela do that and their out) Jean Grey: Ah, ah, I didn't say Jeannie says. Everyone (excluding the out ones): Jean Grey is the boss, so listen to...

Fight For the Castle Characters Singing: X-Men, The Black Eyed Peas, Hogwarts Students (some of them went to the courtyard) Hogwarts Staff (excluding McGonagall, Flitwick and Slughorn) and ABBA Scene: Panic Inside Hogwarts/Destroying the Shield Cyclops: And you know the drill... X-Men: LET'S FIGHT FOR OUR CASTLE!!! (They all depart the Great Hall and to the courtyard and the stairs) Jean Grey: A mutant must be alert and quick ... while wearing the right attire for their name. Cyclops: Their eyes must be peeled... Storm: ... their eyes remain opened. Kitty Pryde: They must know when to stop and start attacking. Cyclops: But the most important battle of all... Vin: ... isn't because there are Death Eaters here. Mark Jayson: It's the one who will fight and defeat the evil Lord Voldemort.We need to prepare for this epic battle. Nightcrawler: Fight for the castle. All: FIGHT FIGHT FOR THE CASTLE. Cyclops: Be lighter than air... Jean Grey (as she s...

Be A Genius! Characters Singing: Jean Grey, The X-men, Hogwarts Students and Staff Scene: Day of the Winter Dance Jean Grey: You know, guys, I may not make weather like Ororo, and I may not shoot optic blasts like Scott, and I may not go through solid things like Kitty, but I got one thing none of them has. I'M A GENIUS! I read my books everyday, I practice my spells every night. I am quick, I am agile, I am sharp. I'M A GENIUS! I'M A GENIUS! I'M A GENIUS! Hogwarts Students and Staff: She's the Hogwarts Champion for this year. She's a genius! She's a genius! She's a genius!  Jean Grey: When the other champions are fading at the finish, when the other champions finish lately, I make the Black Eyed Peas very happy. I'm a genius! I'm a genius! I'm a genius! Hogwarts Students and Staff: She's going to win at the Tournament this year. She's a genius! She's a genius! She's a genius! Jean Grey: Hey Nightcrawler, be sm...

The Battle is On           Characters Singing: The X-Men, The Black Eyed Peas, ABBA, Hogwarts Students and Staff                   Scene: Battlefield/ Courtyard Apocalypse Jean Grey: Wherever they find us, we're gonna find them. Cyclops: Which Death Eater curse us, we're gonna curse back. Storm: It's our job to fight them. Nightcrawler: Our job to defeat them. X-Men: We'll use our abilities and we will never fail! The Black Eyed Peas + ABBA: He won't let us catch her, he ain't gonna do it. Gryffindor Students:  He's now after you, Jean, but we're much too smart. Students: He thought he has had her, but he has not. Jean Grey: The time has come. LET'S GO EVERYONE!!! X-Men: The Battle is On! The Black Eyed Peas: We must take them down. Hogwarts Staff: The Battle is On! Hogwarts Students: Let's go take them down! ABBA: We'll run through these walls and we won't stop 'till dawn, 'cause...

Aaugh The Battle of Hogwarts 1. The X-Men Hoedown:     A. All (singing): ... you will be murdered!             Jean Grey: AAUGH! 2. Give the Prophecy:     A. Will.i.am: All Jeannie's got to do is give the prophecy to Voldemort.           Benny Anderson (throwing his electric guitar): AAUGH!     B. Lord Voldemort: Give me the prophecy and you and your little army will be rewarded.          Agentha, Anni-Frida, Will.i.am, Taboo: AAAUGH!     C. ABBA: AAUGH! (faints)     D. Jean Grey: Ugh, I've been forced by a foe! Ugh, I've been very forced! Get some iodine! Get some hot water! 3. Battlefield/Courtyard Apocalypse:     A. Bianca Alyssa and Maria Chrisela: Hey, Jean, he (Voldemort) will speak again here. Ha ha! May fools!          Jean Grey: AAUGH! 4. You have fought valiantly:     A....